Chuck Norris: Swimming

Posted: May 6, 2010 in Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the Olympics, even though Chuck Norris does not swim.

This is because when Chuck Norris enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Chuck Norris simply sprints across the pool floor.

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